I went to Walgreens to waste time while waiting on Domino’s to finish making a pizza. I went down the Halloween isle to see if they had any deals. Sure as salami, they had glow sticks thirty percent off. I reached for them, the clerk working said to me : “You can’t buy those. People with your hair are not allowed to buy them.” I asked him what his sources were and...
We were eating at Chilis and we talked this balloon guy into coming over and making a balloon hat for my boyfriend. He started making jokes and asked everyone where we were from. He asked me and I said “Right down the street.” He then said Oh, so that’s where the campfire smoke comes from. Best comment I have ever heard. So far.