October 2010
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Glowsticks.
I went to Walgreens to waste time while waiting on Domino’s to finish making a pizza. I went down the Halloween isle to see if they had any deals. Sure as salami, they had glow sticks thirty percent off. I reached for them, the clerk working said to me :
“You can’t buy those. People with your hair are not allowed to buy them.”
I asked him what his sources were and...
Campfires.
We were eating at Chilis and we talked this balloon guy into coming over and making a balloon hat for my boyfriend. He started making jokes and asked everyone where we were from. He asked me and I said “Right down the street.” He then said
Oh, so that’s where the campfire smoke comes from.
Best comment I have ever heard. So far.
